Satire 1, programmatic opening of 1st published book (
Satires 1-5): speaker’s dissatisfaction with
stale literary scene (esp. epic),
satire as
rhetorical exercise
Satire 1.1ff.
Must I be a listener forever? Never reply,
Tortured so often by throaty Cordus’s
Theseus?
Must I let this fellow recite his Roman comedies,
Unpunished, and that one his elegies? Unpunished,
Consuming my whole day on some endless
Telephus,
Or unfinished
Orestes, the cover full and the margins?
[hackneyed examples of epic poetry follow, "Fronto's plane-trees, cracked marble, and columns / Fractured by non-stop readings, ring with this stuff"
]
. . . I too have snatched my hand from under the cane,
I too have given old Sulla 'good advice': get lost, enjoy [
suasoria, "persuasive exercise"
]
A good rest. It’s false mercy, when you trip over poets
Everywhere, to spare the paper they’re all ready to waste.
Cloaca Maxima (Rome, ca. 600 BCE)