usual
treatment of rape in New Comedy (cf. Diniarchus in
Truculentus): 9 months prior to play, alcohol, festival, reaction of male guardian & compromise > young man's assumed passage to adulthood
Gustav Klimt, Danaë, 1907
Eunuchus 580-612
Chaerea
“I’m off to dinner,”
She says, and takes some maids with her. Just a few of the newer ones
Were left behind to tend to the girl. They start the preparations for her bath.
I encouraged them to be quick about it. As that’s happening,
The girl sits in her room looking up at a painting. The subject of it
Was the story of how Jupiter shot a shower of gold into Danaë’s lap.
I started to gaze at it too. The fact that so long ago he had pulled off
The very same trick made me even more excited:
A god had made himself into a man and secretly penetrated
Another man’s roof, and a woman was tricked via a skylight!`
And what a god it was: “He whose thunder rattles the lofty foundations of the sky.”
Could I, a mere mortal, possibly do the same? I could … and I did it gladly!
As I’m mulling over all this, the girl is called to her bath.
She left, she bathed, she returned. Then the maids set her down on the bed.
I stood up and awaited my orders. One comes up to me and says: “Hey, Dorus!
Take this fan and create a nice little breeze for her while we take our baths.
You can take a bath if you want when we’re done.” I hiss at her and grab the fan.
Antipho
I’d have loved to see that shameless face of yours at that moment!
You must have had quite the demeanor—and so big an ass as you holding that little fan!
Chaerea
She’d barely gotten the words out of her mouth when they all storm out of the room.
They go off to take their bath with the usual hullabaloo slaves make
When their master’s away. In the meantime, the girl’s overwhelmed by sleep.
I secretly take a sideways peek through the fan like this. At the same time,
I look all around, to see if the coast is clear. It was, and so I bolted the door.
Antipho
Then what?
Chaerea
What do you think, moron?
Antipho
Okay, you got me there.
Chaerea
An opportunity
Like that handed to me, brief and unexpected as it was, but so longed for!
Do you think I was going to pass it up? Then I would have been a eunuch for real!
Antipho
Damn straight about that. But what about our party? What’s happening with that?
Chaerea
It’s all ready.
Antipho
Good man! Where? Your house?
Chaerea
No, at our freedman Discus’ house.
Antipho
That’s a long way from here. All the more reason to rush. You’ve got to change clothes!
Chaerea
But where, damn it? I’m practically banished from home now. I’m afraid
My brother’s there, or even worse, my father’s back from the farm by now.
Antipho
My place is close by and you can change there. Let’s go.